December 2010
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Reactivation
thecolorfulcupcake: So I’ve had my OKC account reactivated for the last week.  I was getting bored and figured I might as well leave the option open.  I haven’t really been taking an active approach to it, though, and mostly just let it sit there.   So far I have encountered another penis profile, with the username “p-niss” (classy), a bunch of the same guys I’ve been seeing on there forever, a...
Dec 31st
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Reactivation
thecolorfulcupcake: So I’ve had my OKC account reactivated for the last week.  I was getting bored and figured I might as well leave the option open.  I haven’t really been taking an active approach to it, though, and mostly just let it sit there.   So far I have encountered another penis profile, with the username “p-niss” (classy), a bunch of the same guys I’ve been seeing on there...
Dec 31st
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Fail
I had some dude write me earlier today who stereotypically assumed that I wouldn’t know what the game Power Grid* was…because you know, those with vaginas don’t play strategic boardgames…or some shit like that…  THEN he proceeds to ask me out on a date for New Years Eve. Fail dude, fail hard. Lucky me, I have to work New Years Eve anyway! *I was introducted to...
Dec 31st
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Cropping skillz + worst combover...
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Dec 27th
MySpace Angles, You're Doing it Wrong!
Dec 26th
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MySpace Angles, You're Doing it Wrong!
Dec 26th
Happiness Is...
Dec 25th
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Happiness Is...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Yeah...no...
“bigdaddy4u” just tried to instant message me on Plenty of Fish…
Dec 24th
purposely not leaving out any of his info
filigrees: i’m thinking about applying to a nunnery. i never want to have sex ever again after reading this.  Maybe he literally has a glow stick in his pants…  Is that a glow stick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Dec 23rd
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purposely not leaving out any of his info
filigrees: i’m thinking about applying to a nunnery. i never want to have sex ever again after reading this.  Maybe he literally has a glow stick in his pants…  Is that a glow stick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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messagesigetonokcupid: Jul. 22, 2010 – 9:17am hey i think you’re very cute, you make me wish i was older 74% Match  44% Friend 28% Enemy great picture choice, love the piss!
Dec 21st
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messagesigetonokcupid: Jul. 22, 2010 – 9:17am hey i think you’re very cute, you make me wish i was older 74% Match  44% Friend 28% Enemy great picture choice, love the piss!
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
“pretty much grown out of the bar seen.”
– Random dude on Plenty of Fish.
Dec 19th
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“pretty much grown out of the bar seen.”
– Random dude on Plenty of Fish.
Dec 19th
Usernames: You've got my attention
I think I’m one of those strange few that obsesses over dental hygiene…
Dec 18th
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Usernames: You've got my attention
I think I’m one of those strange few that obsesses over dental hygiene…
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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OkCupid 101: Insights.
ohheycupid: When a guy sends a “wink”, he’s just lazy. When a guy titles a message “Wink”, he’s just lazy but he thinks he’s being clever. Guys have this thing about including three adjectives, in the form of: “I’m x, y, and z.” Often without the period at the end. Where did they get this idea? If you like Community and Arrested Development, they’ll recommend you watch Firefly. The...
Dec 18th
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Dear POFers,
A good pick up line on a dating site is not “how old is your main profile pic!?!?!?!?” <3 PZ
Dec 18th
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Happiness Is...
Dec 17th
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Happiness Is...
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Dec 16th
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Four Stars...
Playing around with Quickmatch, putting off studying for Thursday’s final exam…  Giving guys 4 stars even if I would normally give them 2 or 3…just to try to get people to talk to me. I haven’t gotten a NICE long message from a new member in a long time.  It’s always of the “YOU’RE HOT LET’S FUCK” variety…  Minus apostrophes… On a...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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I don't know what it is...
…but something about this made me facepalm… (For the record, you non-Californians that follow this Tumblr, I live in Clovis, CA.  Merced is 64.4 miles away, according to Google Maps.  Though that’s not really what made me facepalm.)
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Apologies for the reblog spasm that my queue had today.  It apparently posted 3 of the same reblog! Final exams are this week, so I may be more active on the sites after this week until the next semester starts in January!  Stay tuned! :)
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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A decade of SparkMatch/OkCupid
I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to move.  I live in a city of about 500,000 people.  The pool of guys in my desired age range on OkCupid hasn’t changed much in the last decade.  I’ve talked to all of the guys I would have wanted to talk to by now…there literally is little change. That’s right, I said decade.  I just realized a few days ago that I first signed...
Dec 12th
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No Thank You
fucknookcupid: 25firstdates: Dear dude I’ve been chatting with for a week and a half on OK Cupid,  Though we’ve now finalized a date, it’s not - I repeat, NOT - appropriate for you to ask me to chat “on cam” with you. In fact, doing so will result in me deleting all correspondence from you, and furthermore, deleting our date from my calendar. KTHXBAI  Why not? I feel like video chatting...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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