OkCupidisms

Jul 25

…wut?

…wut?

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

Jul 24

This guy is obviously salesman of the year!

This guy is obviously salesman of the year!

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

Jul 23

I don’t even know where to start with this one…

I don’t even know where to start with this one…

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

Jul 22

Wut?

Wut?

Just say yes to the chloroform!

Just say yes to the chloroform!

Jul 21

Somebody got into mom’s makeup again!

Somebody got into mom’s makeup again!

Most insightful “About Me” ever written…

Most insightful “About Me” ever written…

Jul 20

I don’t even…wut? Even her lip is questioning what the hell that white spot is.

I don’t even…wut? Even her lip is questioning what the hell that white spot is.

I’m looking for a good foundation to build my house on…

I’m looking for a good foundation to build my house on…

Jul 19

MOAR DUCK LIPZ!

MOAR DUCK LIPZ!

New online dating drinking game rule…  “Hit me up.”  Did I ever mention how much I hate that phrase?
I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

New online dating drinking game rule… “Hit me up.” Did I ever mention how much I hate that phrase?

I guess that means we all need to take a shot.

Jul 18

I has a iPhone!!1

I has a iPhone!!1