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Member of OkCupid off and on since before it was known as OkCupid (back in the SparkMatch days). Contrary to popular belief, I've had some luck on the site, including at least one long term relationship. There have been things throughout the years that make me laugh by the way people present themselves on the site, from pictures to profile content, nothing is safe. I have a secret love affair with eyebrows. I also have an interest in effeminate males and masculine females (I am in no way calling them ugly). Anyhow, I introduce you to my OkCupidisms. Interactions with OkCupidians, and other amusing things I've witnessed on the site (OkCupid.com). Enjoy!

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October 29, 2009

On the nose!

Best friend B was encountered by a 19 year old user on OkCupid today. Best friend B is 34 years old.

Cougar-chaser*: Whats up, i was checking out your page and you seem pretty awesome. I dig that you like to cook, i definitley do too

Cougar-chaser*: i understand i run the risk of IM’ing over messageing and the fact that im 19 prob doesnt help either but, i think you’d be surprised on how cool i am for my age =)

*Real username changed.

She copy/pastes this into an MSN chat window for me to enjoy. The chat that followed:

Me: HAHAHAHAHAH
Me: “honey, I’m old enough to be your mom…and I’m not a cougar.”
Me: hahahaha jk
B: I said that!
Me: HAHAHA OMG
B:I COULD be his mother
Me: hahahahahah!
B: oh he’s so cute!
B: he’s begging!
B: tee hee!
Me: It’s like he’s begging for treats
B: HE IS
Me: Wap him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
B: omg the roll the newspaper is hilarious!

3:31am | URL: http://okcupidisms.tumblr.com/post/226735588/on-the-nose

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