Guy with tramp stamp
I never thought in my life that I would see a guy with a tramp stamp, let alone see one on OkCupid. It kind of feels like winning some sort of special lottery.

I mean, it’s not a cute butterfly or tribal tattoo, so I bet he doesn’t have a story involving some girl that he met, got drunk with, and she talked him into getting it (i.e. Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother). It’s …well, you saw it.