Somebody got into mom’s makeup again!

Somebody got into mom’s makeup again!

I don’t even…wut? Even her lip is questioning what the hell that white spot is.

I don’t even…wut? Even her lip is questioning what the hell that white spot is.

MOAR DUCK LIPZ!

MOAR DUCK LIPZ!

I has a iPhone!!1

I has a iPhone!!1

I’ve seen some real pigs on this site, but this is ridiculous!! *snort*

I’ve seen some real pigs on this site, but this is ridiculous!! *snort*

Really? I thought this is what drunk looks like.

Really? I thought this is what drunk looks like.

I wonder if he’s a trangander?

I wonder if he’s a trangander?

SURPRISE!!!! It’s an OKCupid profile picture!! Did I scare you?

SURPRISE!!!! It’s an OKCupid profile picture!! Did I scare you?

Naked bathroom mirror pic!! I think I know what’s going on here, but it doesn’t change the fact that her reflection looks like some sort of hairless, mutant abomination.

Naked bathroom mirror pic!! I think I know what’s going on here, but it doesn’t change the fact that her reflection looks like some sort of hairless, mutant abomination.

I couldn’t decide which part of this profile I wanted to post…and then I decided that the sum was greater than the individual parts. Pure gold. Pure, fishy gold.

I couldn’t decide which part of this profile I wanted to post…and then I decided that the sum was greater than the individual parts. Pure gold. Pure, fishy gold.

I HAZ AN IPHONE!! …and possibly body image problems, too.

I HAZ AN IPHONE!! …and possibly body image problems, too.

I’ve heard of some people having an unnatural obsession with Nutella, but this is just ridiculous.

I’ve heard of some people having an unnatural obsession with Nutella, but this is just ridiculous.

Finally, a girl I can bring home to mother.

Finally, a girl I can bring home to mother.

Duck lips, represent!!

Duck lips, represent!!

No shorties, yo! But I wonder if she’s okay with dating someone who’s incredibly shallow?

No shorties, yo! But I wonder if she’s okay with dating someone who’s incredibly shallow?