OkCupidisms

I couldn’t decide which part of this profile I wanted to post…and then I decided that the sum was greater than the individual parts. Pure gold. Pure, fishy gold.

Finally, a girl I can bring home to mother.

No shorties, yo! But I wonder if she’s okay with dating someone who’s incredibly shallow?

I was about to highlight the parts of this profile that were really good, but then I realized I was highlighting the entire thing.

Mmmmm…welfare sexins… *drool*

I wish POF could let me block this douchebag without ever having any correspondence with him…