Wut?

Wut?

Somebody got into mom’s makeup again!

Somebody got into mom’s makeup again!

I don’t even…wut? Even her lip is questioning what the hell that white spot is.

I don’t even…wut? Even her lip is questioning what the hell that white spot is.

MOAR DUCK LIPZ!

MOAR DUCK LIPZ!

I has a iPhone!!1

I has a iPhone!!1

I’ve seen some real pigs on this site, but this is ridiculous!! *snort*

I’ve seen some real pigs on this site, but this is ridiculous!! *snort*

Really? I thought this is what drunk looks like.

Really? I thought this is what drunk looks like.

I wonder if he’s a trangander?

I wonder if he’s a trangander?

SURPRISE!!!! It’s an OKCupid profile picture!! Did I scare you?

SURPRISE!!!! It’s an OKCupid profile picture!! Did I scare you?

Naked bathroom mirror pic!! I think I know what’s going on here, but it doesn’t change the fact that her reflection looks like some sort of hairless, mutant abomination.

Naked bathroom mirror pic!! I think I know what’s going on here, but it doesn’t change the fact that her reflection looks like some sort of hairless, mutant abomination.

I HAZ AN IPHONE!! …and possibly body image problems, too.

I HAZ AN IPHONE!! …and possibly body image problems, too.

I’ve heard of some people having an unnatural obsession with Nutella, but this is just ridiculous.

I’ve heard of some people having an unnatural obsession with Nutella, but this is just ridiculous.

Duck lips, represent!!

Duck lips, represent!!

And the award for best David Grohl look-alike goes to…

And the award for best David Grohl look-alike goes to…

I’m sorry, I’m currently too busy making out with myself to reply to your messages, ladies.  

I’m sorry, I’m currently too busy making out with myself to reply to your messages, ladies.